Will you guys think it's funny if on a traffic stop - I pull up and stop, pull up and stop, pull up and stop as you walk toward the car?
No.
If I dial 911, will they give me the number to the pizza guy?
No. But a deputy may come to your door with the ticket.
How do you get the deer to cross at the yellow crossing signs?
Uh...nevermind.
If you arrest a mime do you tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Yes - but most of the time they don't listen as usually there is that whole wall thing. Which by the way doesn't require a search warrant to enter.
Is it Time to Make the Donuts?
Come on let off the donut jokes. Before I spill my coffee and drop my Marlboro.